To Ryan

"Where'd your balls go." ~ Heather

"I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction." ~ Clarence Darrow

"Never argue with an idiot. The people around you might not be able to tell the difference."

Ryan on Sexual Preference

"I'm so straight I could have sex with a man and not be gay." ~ Ryan Ratto

Jarrod while watching Wolverine

"I can't tell you who half these characters are, but I can tell you how Superman likes his steak...that's how you know you are a DC fanboy." ~ Jarrod Gunn

Ryan on dating.

"I need to find a girl who can obsess over me." ~ Ryan Ratto